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		<title>Un caine, o bicicleta, o plimbare</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 16:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mai, am primit poza asta din provincie (Bucuresti) si m-am tot gandit &#8230; s-o pun, sa n-o pun. In cele din urma am cedat tentatiei si am pus-o! E vorba de UN caine, O bicicleta, O plimbare &#8230; sau poate mai multe plimbari :-) E extrem de amuzant modul de transport ales si cu toate [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mai, am primit poza asta din provincie (Bucuresti) si m-am tot gandit &#8230; s-o pun, sa n-o pun. In cele din urma am cedat tentatiei si am pus-o! E vorba de UN caine, O bicicleta, O plimbare &#8230; sau poate mai multe plimbari :-)</p>
<p>E extrem de amuzant modul de transport ales si cu toate astea cainele sta dragut acolo. Banuiesc ca nu degeaba li se zic la cainii astia &#8220;caini de buzunar&#8221;.</p>
<p>Ii urasc! Eu vreau labrador, brac german, great dane.</p>
<p>poza:</p>
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		<title>Nu strica sa stii ~ 13.06.2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 12:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[În primul &#537;i primul rand e 13. Ce nasoala zi pentru un supersti&#539;ios.  Buuuuuuuuuuuuun, s&#259; trecem mai departe :-) - Fran&#539;a a interzis Facebook &#537;i Twitter [articol surs&#259;] // În urma unei legi de carton prezentatorii de &#537;tiri (radio/tv) nu mai au voie s&#259; foloseasc&#259; cuvintele FACEBOOK &#537;i TWITTER pentru c&#259; le fac reclam&#259; gratuit&#259; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>În primul &#537;i primul rand e 13. Ce nasoala zi pentru un supersti&#539;ios.  Buuuuuuuuuuuuun, s&#259; trecem mai departe :-)</p>
<p><strong>- Fran&#539;a a interzis Facebook &#537;i Twitter</strong> [<a href="http://www.apropo.ro/www/twitter-si-facebook-au-primit-restrictie-in-franta-8316786" target="_blank">articol surs&#259;</a>] // În urma unei legi de carton prezentatorii de &#537;tiri (radio/tv) nu mai au voie s&#259; foloseasc&#259; cuvintele FACEBOOK &#537;i TWITTER pentru c&#259; le fac reclam&#259; gratuit&#259; (de parc&#259; ar avea &#259;&#537;tia nevoie de reclama francezilor). Ei cred c&#259; e nedrept fa&#539;&#259; de re&#539;elele mai mici de socializare. Cred pe dracu &#8230; vor s&#259; sug&#259; ceva bani de la fb &#537;i tw a&#537;a moca. Nu &#537;tiu de ce, dar dac&#259; nu auzeam nici un nume de &#539;ar&#259; m&#259; gândeam la ROmânia prima oara c&#259; &#537;i &#259;&#537;tia fac bani din aer &#8230; o sa vede&#539;i imediat cu reorganizarea ROmâniei :-)</p>
<p><strong>- Guvernan&#539;ii vor schimbarea administrativ&#259; a ROmâniei în 8 zone de dezvoltare </strong>[<a href="http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/actualitate/pdl-a-publicat-lista-cu-capitalele-noilor-judete-cum-comentezi-decizia.html" target="_blank">articol surs&#259;</a>] // Decizia nu ar fi una proast&#259; pentru ca din câte am citit pân&#259; acum pentru c&#259; principala activitate ar fi absorb&#539;ia fondurilor UE DAAAAAAAAAR asta înseamn&#259; &#537;i o groaz&#259; de modific&#259;ri de acte, respectiv <a href="http://image.stirileprotv.ro/media/images/400x300/Jun2011/60496028.jpg" target="_blank">numere de înmatriculare</a>. Afl&#259; mai multe despre reorganizare click-uind pe &#8220;articol surs&#259;&#8221; de mai sus. Se vor dizolva mai multe institu&#539;ii &#537;i vor fi concedia&#539;i o gr&#259;mad&#259; de oameni.</p>
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<p><strong>- Despre Windows 8</strong> [<a href="http://www.apropo.ro/cash/it-c/windows-8-si-noua-sa-interfata-video-8307419" target="_blank">articol surs&#259;</a>] // Pentru informa&#539;ii cu privire la windows 8 urm&#259;ri&#539;i clipul de mai jos. Se vrea a fi ceva revolu&#539;ionar &#537;i interesant. El este creat în special pentru &#8220;touch screen-uri&#8221; dar dezvoltatorii ne anun&#539;&#259; c&#259; e la fel de u&#537;or de folosit &#537;i cu mouse-ul.</p>
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<p><strong>-Un b&#259;rbat a murit dup&#259; ce a jucat rulet&#259; ruseasc&#259; cu câinele s&#259;u</strong> [<a href="http://www.antena3.ro/life-show/bizar/un-barbat-a-murit-dupa-ce-a-jucat-ruleta-ruseasca-cu-cainele-sau-127951.html" target="_blank">articol surs&#259;</a>] // Dobitocu` e indianu Russle Little care dup&#259; câteva pahare s-a gândit el a&#537;a s&#259; joace rulet&#259; ruseasc&#259; cu câinele lui &#537;i &#8230;. a pierdut. Se &#537;tia c&#259; tipul e în depresie da acuma se poate tot s&#539;ii c&#259; nu-l mai aduce nimeni înapoi. Din informa&#539;iile ob&#539;inute de reporteri aparent a îndreptat arma de câteva ori spre câine dar &#8230; cainele latr&#259; acum &#537;i el nu. Lucky bastard ! :-)</p>
<p><strong>- S-au inventat sânii pentru frunte</strong> [<a href="http://www.apropo.ro/fun/s-au-inventat-sanii-pentru-frunte-vezi-la-ce-folosesc-video-8330391" target="_blank">articol surs&#259;</a>] // E logic pentru ce s-au creat nu ? Pentru a atrage aten&#539;i de&#539;in&#259;torilor de scule într-o conversa&#539;ie. E urât pentru c&#259; atunci cum mai zic muierile fraza &#8220;hei, i`m up here !&#8221; :-)</p>
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		<title>[DYI] Cerere de prietenie</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 16:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fenomenul social Facebook ne-a invadat vietile destul de repede, pe mai multe planuri le-a si influentat chiar. Eu pot spune cu mana pe oscioare ca facebook pentru mine o unealta excelenta de marketing si evident de comunicare. EL imi aduce aminte cand e ziua unui prieten ca eu stau foarte prost la categoria asta. Cativa [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fenomenul social Facebook ne-a invadat vietile destul de repede, pe mai multe planuri le-a si influentat chiar.</p>
<p>Eu pot spune cu mana pe oscioare ca facebook pentru mine o unealta excelenta de marketing si evident de comunicare.</p>
<blockquote><p>EL imi aduce aminte cand e ziua unui prieten ca eu stau foarte prost la categoria asta. Cativa ii am setati si pe google calendar si mai imi spune si telefonul.</p>
<p>EL imi aduce viata privata a prietenilor in fata ochilori.</p>
<p>EL imi aduce vizitatori pe blog.</p>
<p>EL reprezinta o bucata mare din online-ul global datorita efectului de turma &#8220;ai facebook ? si eu vreau !&#8221; &#8220;nu ai facebook nu existi&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Ce trebuie sa recunosc este ca eu nu intru atat de des pe el, intru doar cand cineva mi-a lasat un comentariu sau mi-a dat un like pe undeva. Mai intru atunci cand intru pe site-uri amuzante si vreau sa dau mai departe buna-dispozitie link-uind lucrurile amuzante ca sa le vada si altii.</p>
<p>Poza de mai jos face parte din categoria DYI aka Do It Yourself unde, in cazul in care ati uitat voi trebuie sa completati poza. Lasati un comentariu cu &#8220;ce credeti ca i-a zis copilul cainelui&#8221; / &#8220;I-a dat oare accept ?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Cainilor le plac &#8220;incaltarile&#8221; ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Voi astia care aveti caini, va provoc sa ii incaltati si sa vedem ce se intampla. Sa-mi trag nervii de nu va transfer 1 RON in contul vostru bancar, evident cu conditia sa radem k-lumea aka sa puneti filmarea pe youtube :-) Cand am vazut clipul de mai jos am crezut ca ma @@@ pe [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Voi astia care aveti caini, va provoc sa ii incaltati si sa vedem ce se intampla. Sa-mi trag nervii de nu va transfer 1 RON in contul vostru bancar, evident cu conditia sa radem k-lumea aka sa puneti filmarea pe youtube :-) Cand am vazut clipul de mai jos am crezut ca ma @@@ pe mine de ras. Stiam <strong>ca, ca</strong>inilor nu prea le plac incaltarile mai ales ca le rod dar totusi incaltati-va patrupezii sa vedem ce iese de acolo :-)</p>
<p>Moama da bine am ras cand am vazut faza asta:</p>
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		<title>Nu strica sa stii ~ 26.04.2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 11:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- AVENTURA CU TAXIUL: doi americani au mers 4.500 de Km cu TAXIUL. Cat a costat si de ce au facut-o [articol sursa] // Isprava celor 2 (Dan si John) a inceput dupa ce au baut cateva beri la ziua tatalui lui John, fost sofer de taxi dupa spusele &#8220;batranului&#8221; ca nici o masina galbena nu [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>- AVENTURA CU TAXIUL: doi americani au mers 4.500 de Km cu TAXIUL. Cat a costat si de ce au facut-o</strong> [<a href="http://www.gandul.info/magazin/aventura-cu-taxiul-doi-americani-au-mers-4-500-de-km-cu-taxiul-cat-a-costat-si-de-ce-au-facut-o-8187328" target="_blank">articol sursa</a>] // Isprava celor 2 (Dan si John) a inceput dupa ce au baut cateva beri la ziua tatalui lui John, fost sofer de taxi dupa spusele &#8220;batranului&#8221; ca nici o masina galbena nu ar face o calatorie atat de lunga. Mergand pe principiu &#8220;serioooooooooooooooooooooooos ?&#8221; ajutati si de putintel alcool, cei 2 s-au urcat in taxi-ul lui Mohammed Alam si s-au inteles la suma de 5.000 de dolari. Cu siguranta stiti ca NY este pe coasta de Est si Los Angeles tocmai in coasta de Vest &#8230; cu alta cuvinte excursia a durat undeva la 6 zile si au parcurs 4.500 de km. A fost ce-i drept si o oprire la Las Vegas unde au castigat 2.000 $ la jocurile de noroc. // EU am totusi 2 lucruri sa spun in legatura cu aceasta povestioara : 1. Cand am citit primul asa in graba am crezut ca e vorba de vreo teapa si 2. nu ma asteptam ca nationalitatea taximetrului sa fie americana :-)</p>
<p><strong> &#8211; CAINELE care FACE PATUL, CURATA GEAMURILE si BAGA RUFELE LA SPALAT</strong> [<a href="http://www.gandul.info/magazin/cainele-care-face-patul-curata-geamurile-si-baga-rufele-la-spalat-video-8185703" target="_blank">articol sursa</a>] // Nu am ce sa spun, doar uitati-va la video :-)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cainele-harnic2.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-11700 aligncenter" title="cainele harnic" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cainele-harnic2.jpg" alt="cainele harnic2 Nu strica sa stii ~ 26.04.2011" width="504" height="283" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>- Rapperul Lil Wayne: &#8220;Am doi rechini acasa, ca animale de companie!&#8221;</strong> [<a href="http://stirileprotv.ro/show-buzz/muzica/rapperul-lil-wayne-am-doi-rechini-acasa-ca-animale-de-companie.html" target="_blank">articol sursa</a>] // intr-un interviu acordat Interview Magazine Rapperul a dezvaluit faptul ca are ca animale de companie 2 rechini insa nu au spus din ce specie fac parte. Ce mai &#8230; unii chiar isi permit. Primul are undeva la 30cm iar al doilea e putin mai mare undeva la 60cm  .. pui pentru moment.</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Lil-Wayne.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-11697 aligncenter" title="Lil Wayne" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Lil-Wayne.jpg" alt="Lil Wayne Nu strica sa stii ~ 26.04.2011" width="400" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><strong>- 20 km, zona interzisa in jurul centralei Fukushima</strong> [<a href="http://www.gandul.info/international/20-km-zona-interzisa-in-jurul-centralei-fukushima-8179208" target="_blank">articol sursa</a>]</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/fukushima.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-11710 aligncenter" title="fukushima" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/fukushima.jpg" alt="fukushima Nu strica sa stii ~ 26.04.2011" width="504" height="335" /></a></p>
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		<title>Nu strica sa stii ~ 22.04.2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 12:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Alba neagra cu agentul termic la Oradea [articol sursa] // Iara s-a oprit caldura la noi, asta dupa ce in data de 4 aprilie au mai oprit inca o data distribuirea agentului termic pentru ca temperatura e mai mare de 10 grade in intervalul 18:00 &#8211; 6:00. Tin sa va amintesc ca desi a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>- Alba neagra cu agentul termic la Oradea</strong> [<a href="http://www.ebihoreanul.ro/stiri/ultima-or-31-1/se-opreste-caldura-in-oradea-din-nou-94136.html" target="_blank">articol sursa</a>] // Iara s-a oprit caldura la noi, asta dupa ce in data de 4 aprilie au mai oprit inca o data distribuirea agentului termic pentru ca temperatura e mai mare de 10 grade in intervalul 18:00 &#8211; 6:00. Tin sa va amintesc ca desi a fost oprit agentul pe 4, la 11 s-a dat drumul din nou la el din cauza temperaturilor scazute si acuma iarasi s-a oprit &#8230; prin 20 parca.</p>
<p><strong>- Arnold Schwarzenegger ar putea candida la presedintia UE</strong> [<a href="http://www.realitatea.net/arnold-schwarzenegger-ar-putea-candida-la-presedintia-ue_826861.html" target="_blank">articol sursa</a>] // Arnold, acum in varsta de 63 de ani este sfatuit de anturajul sau sa candideze pentru functia de Presedinte al Uniunii Europene. Fostul sef de cabinet al &#8220;Terminatorului&#8221;, Terry Tamminen a declarat ca &#8220;in urmatorii 2 ani, UE va trebui sa isi gaseasca un presedinte de mai mare anvergura, cineva capabil sa unifice Europa&#8221;. Sper ca atunci cand a zis &#8220;capabil&#8221; nu l-a facut inapt pe actualul si l-a ridicat in slavi pe Arnold.</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/arnold_10146300.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-11612 aligncenter" title="arnold_10146300" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/arnold_10146300.jpg" alt="arnold 10146300 Nu strica sa stii ~ 22.04.2011" width="460" height="258" /></a></p>
<p><strong>- Facebook si-a cerut scuze public, pentru stergerea unei poze </strong>[<a href="http://www.apropo.ro/www/facebook-si-a-cerut-scuze-public-pentru-stergerea-unei-poze-8174945" target="_blank">articol sursa</a>] Gigantul Facebook si-a cerut public scuze pentru stergerea pozei de mai jos. Dupa stergere, evident comunitatea gay au sarit in sus de zici ca aveau custurita in cur. Unul din adminii facebook a sters poza pe motiv ca incalca termenii si conditiile Facebook cum ca ar exista tente sexuale sau nuditate.</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/poza-stearsa-facebook.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-11613 aligncenter" title="poza-stearsa-facebook" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/poza-stearsa-facebook.jpg" alt="poza stearsa facebook Nu strica sa stii ~ 22.04.2011" width="470" height="352" /></a></p>
<p><strong>- Cele mai frumoase arme miniaturale functionale</strong> [<a href="http://www.apropo.ro/wow/cele-mai-frumoase-arme-miniaturale-functionale-video-8175324" target="_blank">articol sursa</a>] // Un pasionat de arme pe nume T.Shamir a reusit sa faca un tun de artilerie si o arbaleta in miniatura. Capodoperele sunt perfect functionale, asta le face si speciale :-). EL poate sa raneasca un om cu ele precum o sa vedeti intr-un video demonstrativ mai jos.</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mini-arme.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-11614 aligncenter" title="mini-arme" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mini-arme.jpg" alt="mini arme Nu strica sa stii ~ 22.04.2011" width="470" height="352" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>- Fidel Castro a renuntat la conducerea Partidului Comunist din Cuba</strong> [<a href="http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/international/fidel-castro-a-renuntat-la-conducerea-partidului-comunist-din-cuba.html" target="_blank">articol sursa</a>] // Fidel Castro, acum in varsta de 84 de ani a demisionat de la conducerea Partidului Comunist in favoarea fratelui sau Raul care conform spuselui fostului &#8220;el lider maximo&#8221; nu l-a dezamagit niciodata.</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/fidel-castro.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-11615 aligncenter" title="fidel castro" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/fidel-castro.jpg" alt="fidel castro Nu strica sa stii ~ 22.04.2011" width="400" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><strong>- Pinga, cainele care adora hip-hopul. Vezi o demonstratie pe cinste</strong> [<a href="http://stirileprotv.ro/show-buzz/entertainment/pinga-cainele-care-adora-hip-hopul-vezi-o-demonstratie-pe-cinste.html" target="_blank">articol sursa</a>] // Pinga e un catel tare simpatic din rasa bulldog care face sincron cu &#8220;patronul&#8221; (banuiesc) pe piesa T.I. Whatever you like. Urmariti clipul de mai jos :</p>
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		<title>Dedicatie pentru cei aflati la cura</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 19:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vrei sa slabesti ? Iti e rusine sa mergi la strand ca iti vede lumea colaceii de salvare ? &#8230; nasol asta esti tu si asta is io` Acuma ma gandesc .. de ce naiba am pus animale ? Who knows ? Who gives a shit ? Reality is a bitch a ? Share]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vrei sa slabesti ?<br />
Iti e rusine sa mergi la strand ca iti vede lumea colaceii de salvare ?</p>
<p>&#8230; nasol</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">asta esti tu</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/caine-si-un-cremvusti.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-10815 aligncenter" title="caine si un cremvusti" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/caine-si-un-cremvusti.jpg" alt="caine si un cremvusti Dedicatie pentru cei aflati la cura" width="420" height="630" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">si asta is io`</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Acuma ma gandesc .. de ce naiba am pus animale ?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Who knows ? Who gives a shit ?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Reality is a bitch a ?</strong></p>
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		<title>Cainele, cel mai bun prieten al omului</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 14:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[dar si ei au nevoie de noi :)) Share]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dar si ei au nevoie de noi :))</p>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2011 21:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Video-ul de mai jos confirma un lucru stiut de cand lumea si anume ca &#8220;DOGS RULE&#8220;. Atat pisica cat si cainele is a lui Unchiu` si el mi-a dat clipul de mai jos. Enjoy @lilisor , cand imi imprumuti &#355;i&#355;icu tau sa-l fac maseur ca imediat implineste 1 an si trebuie sa puna Whiskas-u in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Video-ul de mai jos confirma un lucru stiut de cand lumea si anume ca &#8220;<strong>DOGS RULE</strong>&#8220;. Atat pisica cat si cainele is a lui Unchiu` si el mi-a dat clipul de mai jos. Enjoy</p>
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<p>@<a href="http://lilisor.net" target="_blank">lilisor</a> , cand imi imprumuti &#355;i&#355;icu tau sa-l fac maseur ca imediat implineste 1 an si trebuie sa puna Whiskas-u in castron &#8230; ce atata r&#259;sf&#259;&#355; !</p>
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		<title>Nu strica sa stii ~ 5.03.2011</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Iata cum arata o umbrela speciala pentru catei [articol] // am trait s-o vad si pe asta. Umbrela pentru caini :-) - Rompetrom si Lukoil scumpesc carburantul ! [aricol] Rompetrolul a majorat cu 8 bani/litru in timp ce Lukoil cu 9 bani/litru. - Targ de pasari si animale mici la Oradea [articol] // Duminica, 6 martie [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>- Iata cum arata o umbrela speciala pentru catei</strong> [<a href="http://www.apropo.ro/fun/lol/iata-cum-arata-o-umbrela-speciala-pentru-catei-8029864" target="_blank">articol</a>] // am trait s-o vad si pe asta. Umbrela pentru caini :-)</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dogbrella.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-10039 aligncenter" title="dogbrella" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dogbrella.jpg" alt="dogbrella Nu strica sa stii ~ 5.03.2011" width="470" height="352" /></a></p>
<p><strong>- Rompetrom si Lukoil scumpesc carburantul !</strong> [<a href="http://www.antena3.ro/economic/biz-news/carburanti-mai-scumpi-la-statiile-rompetrol-si-lukoil-119796.html" target="_blank">aricol</a>] Rompetrolul a majorat cu 8 bani/litru in timp ce Lukoil cu 9 bani/litru.</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/carburanti-mai-scumpi-la-statiile-rompetrol-si-lukoil-89577.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-10040 aligncenter" title="carburanti-mai-scumpi-la-statiile-rompetrol-si-lukoil-89577" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/carburanti-mai-scumpi-la-statiile-rompetrol-si-lukoil-89577.jpg" alt="carburanti mai scumpi la statiile rompetrol si lukoil 89577 Nu strica sa stii ~ 5.03.2011" width="450" height="274" /></a></p>
<p><strong>- Targ de pasari si animale mici la Oradea</strong> [<a href="http://www.bihon.ro/targ-de-pasari-si-animale-mici-la-oradea/news-20110304-12114196" target="_blank">articol</a>] // Duminica, 6 martie in santul cetatii. <strong>Acka</strong> sa te vad pe acolo, sa nu cumva sa &#351;omezi :D</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/targ-de-pasari-s-animale-mici-la-oradea.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-10047 aligncenter" title="targ de pasari s animale mici la oradea" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/targ-de-pasari-s-animale-mici-la-oradea.jpg" alt="targ de pasari s animale mici la oradea Nu strica sa stii ~ 5.03.2011" width="400" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><strong>- Un oras subteran a fost descoperit in centrul Bucurestiului</strong> [<a href="http://www.mediafax.ro/social/un-oras-subteran-a-fost-descoperit-in-centrul-bucurestiului-arheologii-de-la-primarie-decid-soarta-zidurilor-de-la-universitate-8029822" target="_blank">articol</a>]</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/oras-sub-bucuresti.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-10048 aligncenter" title="oras sub bucuresti" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/oras-sub-bucuresti.jpg" alt="oras sub bucuresti Nu strica sa stii ~ 5.03.2011" width="400" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><strong>- Steven Spielberg va regiza un film despre site-ul WikiLeaks</strong> [<a href="http://www.mediafax.ro/life-inedit/steven-spielberg-va-regiza-un-film-despre-site-ul-wikileaks-8028187/" target="_blank">articol</a>]</p>
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