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		<title>Pentru ce e bun internetul ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 19:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Din nou, raspunsul cel mai relevant l-am gasit la Family Guy , mai exact la Brian Griffin. Internetul il folosesti dupa bunul plac: jocuri, publicat articole pe pagina proprie, acumulat cunostinte (aka citit presa si altele), abureala de pe retelele de socializare si IM, in dreapta Manuela &#8211; in stanga cardul (sau te joci cu [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Din nou, raspunsul cel mai relevant l-am gasit la Family Guy , mai exact la Brian Griffin. Internetul il folosesti dupa bunul plac: jocuri, publicat articole pe pagina proprie, acumulat cunostinte (aka citit presa si altele), abureala de pe retelele de socializare si IM, in dreapta Manuela &#8211; in stanga cardul (sau te joci cu tine pe gratis &#8230; daca esti zgarcit si nu ai cu cine s-o faci)</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Stewie-internet.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-10599 aligncenter" title="Stewie internet" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Stewie-internet.jpg" alt="Stewie internet Pentru ce e bun internetul ?" width="460" height="356" /></a>si, tu pentru ce folosesti internetul ?</p>
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		<title>Family Guy &#8211; Pirate</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 19:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ca tot iti ziceam alaltaieri ca urmaresc Family Guy, m-am gandit sa anim atmosfera cu o faza tare din desen : &#60;/just for laughs&#62; Recomand desenul oricand. Ideea e ca nu e genul de desen pe care sa-l inteleaga un pusti sub 10 ani. Are foarte mult umor negru / sec care poate fi inteles [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ca tot iti ziceam alaltaieri ca urmaresc Family Guy, m-am gandit sa anim atmosfera cu o faza tare din desen :</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/family-ghy-my-father-was-a-tree.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-10536 aligncenter" title="family ghy - my father was a tree" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/family-ghy-my-father-was-a-tree.jpg" alt="family ghy my father was a tree Family Guy   Pirate" width="460" height="376" /></a></p>
<p>&lt;/just for laughs&gt;</p>
<p>Recomand desenul oricand. Ideea e ca nu e genul de desen pe care sa-l inteleaga un pusti sub 10 ani. Are foarte mult umor negru / sec care poate fi inteles de catre o persoana mai in varsta. Eventual incerci sa te uiti la 2-3 episoade si-mi zici parerea :-)</p>
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		<title>Family Guy &#8211; German tour</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[De mult vroiam sa va arat faza asta, e super tare. Doar uitati-va ! http://video.canadiancontent.net/43720662-family-guy-german-tour.html Share]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>De mult vroiam sa va arat faza asta, e super tare. Doar uitati-va !</p>
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		<title>Family Guy &#8211; Stewie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sau mai bine zis personajul meu preferat din &#8220;Family Guy&#8221;. Ciudat e faptul ca atunci cand dau link la preteni pe mess cu ceva scena funny una doua primesc raspuns &#8220;pfaaa , te mai uiti la desene ?&#8221; alea alea. Pai daca va uitati mai bine la el, va dati seama ca nu ii un [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/stewie-joke.jpg" title="Stewie Joke"></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/stewie-joke.jpg" title="Stewie Joke"><img src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/stewie-joke.jpg" alt="stewie joke Family Guy   Stewie"  title="Family Guy   Stewie" /></a></p>
<p>Sau mai bine zis personajul meu preferat din &#8220;Family Guy&#8221;. Ciudat e faptul ca atunci cand dau link la preteni pe mess cu ceva scena funny una doua primesc raspuns &#8220;pfaaa , te mai uiti la desene ?&#8221; alea alea. Pai daca va uitati mai bine la el, va dati seama ca nu ii un &#8220;desene&#8221; oarecare, &#8220;desenele&#8221; asta ruleaza cu success in America, si sper ca sa-l difuzeze si astia aici in tara, desi ma foarte indoiesc. &#8220;Family Guy&#8221; ii este adresat si persoanelor de varsta a doua, treia, patra (mai is varste d`astea &#8230;. ?), fara limita de varsta. Nu e tot una cu ce se difuzeaza pe Minimax , sau mai stiu eu alte programe cu desene animate.</p>
<p>In cele ce urmeaza voi face o mini-sinteza a unor secvente care-mi plac mie.</p>
<p>Mom , mom, mommy, mommy, mama, mama:<br />
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<p>Stewie la agatat :<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/mihai_m/b57fa99b98b625" target="_blank">Stewie la bronzat</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/adi/96d4cd8cb7cba6" target="_blank">Stewie beat</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/mihai_m/e4238fad2490ca" target="_blank">Stewie o invata pe Eliza sa vorbeasca corect</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/Ana/18df12b8f2dded" target="_blank">Stewie citeste Codul lui Da Vinci</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/Ana/7cc925b86e95fe" target="_blank">Stewie la primul meci de baseball </a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/Ana/c2f65180e2d5c8" target="_blank">Stewie la cursul de prim ajutor </a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/Ana/1998bdd2224969" target="_blank">Stewie face dansu robotului </a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/Ana/3007783bd2022d" target="_blank">Stewie dependent de clatite </a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/Ana/f645d346a1c42a" target="_blank">Cum s-o nascut Stewie</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/Ana/6ad50a7677c822" target="_blank">Stewie da ordine la servitori </a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/Ana/deaa44673f5102" target="_blank">Stewie il invata pe Brian cum se foloseste Toaleta</a></p>
<p>Sper sa va placa, la fel de mult cum mi-o facut mie placere sa revad toate aceste scene, poate pe viitor o sa urmeaza sa fac o mini-selectie si despre celelalte personaje din Family Guy</p>
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		<title>Peter fart cover-up</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[inca o capodopera marca Family Guy , cand Peter isi acopera partzurile cu tusa :)&#41;) Share]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>inca o capodopera marca Family Guy , cand Peter isi acopera partzurile cu tusa :)&#41;)<br />
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		<title>Family Guy &#8211; Where`s my money</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Una din fazele tari din Family Guy , cand Brian(cainele) o pierdut un pariu si trebuie sa ii dea banii inapoi lui Stewie(micutzu). Feriti-va de micuti , is periculosi ! :) Share]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Una din fazele tari din Family Guy , cand Brian(cainele) o pierdut un pariu si trebuie sa ii dea banii inapoi lui Stewie(micutzu). Feriti-va de micuti , is periculosi ! :)<br />
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		<title>Constiinta</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cand apare indecizia , cine credeti ca va influenteaza in luarea &#8220;deciziei corecte ?&#8221; Dovada ca e ok sa minti femeile! It`s ok to lie to women , they are not people like us ! Decizia Corecta! Share]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cand apare indecizia , cine credeti ca va influenteaza in luarea &#8220;deciziei corecte ?&#8221;</p>
<p>Dovada ca e ok sa minti femeile!<br />
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<strong>It`s ok to lie to women , they are not people like us !</strong></p>
<p>Decizia Corecta!<br />
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		<title>Peter fart Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 18:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MEG = fiica lor Precum am toate sezoanele acasa , faza asta mi-o placut particular. Ma uit încontinuu la ea si de fiecare data rad cu lacrimi. Ce credeti , ii metoda de stres eficienta? Eu o sa testez chestia asta cu pretenii` desii ei deja îs imuni la chestii de genu . Share]]></description>
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<p>MEG = fiica lor</p>
<p>Precum am toate sezoanele acasa , faza asta mi-o placut particular. Ma uit încontinuu la ea si de fiecare data rad cu lacrimi. Ce credeti , ii metoda de stres eficienta? Eu o sa testez chestia asta cu pretenii` desii ei deja îs imuni la chestii de genu .</p>
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		<title>You`re Earth`s bitch !</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 15:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Asa cum probabil ati observat in ultimu timp se intampla destule chestii bizare la nivel MONDIAL. Hai sa nu vorbim despre problemele economie , politice , decizii care intr`un fel ne influenteaza si pe noi viata, sa ne focalizam pe subiectul &#8220;Sanatatii Planetei&#8221;. Cu totii stitm ca stratul de ozon se subtiaza chiar sub ochii [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Asa cum probabil ati observat in ultimu timp se intampla destule chestii bizare la nivel MONDIAL. Hai sa nu vorbim despre problemele economie , politice , decizii care intr`un fel ne influenteaza si pe noi viata, sa ne focalizam pe subiectul &#8220;Sanatatii Planetei&#8221;. Cu totii stitm ca stratul de ozon se subtiaza chiar sub ochii nostri , si noi nu facem mare lucru ca sa stopam fenomenul. Ba din contra se deschid mai multe fabrici care elibereaza in atmosfera o sumedenie de substante periculoase, cu un grad ridicat de poluare. Bine inteles diverse ONG`uri lupta mai ales pentru pastrarea(vezi Proiectu Rosia Montana), dar mai ales pentru &#8220;curatarea&#8221; planetei. Desi traim in ea , nu avem grija de ea. Aici ma refer la faptul ca vedem gunoi pe strada si nu`l ridicam si`l punem unde trebe : LA GUNOI. In special toti contribuim la agravarea situatiei , cand mancam in parc Gyros si mai stiu eu ce bunatati si lasam constiinciosi resturile sub banca(ca veni vorba chiar ieri am facut chestia asta). Asa ca fie ca vrem , fie ca nu vrem(cred ca asta spune totu`) :<br />
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Inceput emotionant &#8230; finalu` la fel. Sper ca nu v`ati asteptat sa fiu obiectiv si sa va aburesc cu chestii de genu care , sa fim sinceri ,chiar nu ne pasa si nu ne intereseaza. Ne intereseaza mai mult cine s`o combinat cu cine , Cine s-o despartit cu cine &amp; etc. In concluzie: You`re Earth`s Bitch !!! weather you like it or NOT !</p>
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