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	<title>Mortu`s Blog &#187; Funny</title>
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		<title>Care-i diferenta?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trecut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wireless]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Trecutul e asemenea prezentului. Desigur, unele lucruri se mai schimba, dar in linii mari e acelasi maglavais. E alegerea noastra daca ne lasam prinsi in mrejele timpului si ne lasam dusi de val sau stam pe loc si ne plangem de mila. Voi vedeti vreo diferenta in poza de mai jos? &#8230; ca eu nu [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Trecutul e asemenea prezentului.</p>
<p>Desigur, unele lucruri se mai schimba, dar in linii mari e acelasi maglavais.</p>
<p>E alegerea noastra daca ne lasam prinsi in mrejele timpului si ne lasam dusi de val sau stam pe loc si ne plangem de mila.</p>
<p>Voi vedeti vreo diferenta in poza de mai jos? &#8230; ca eu nu</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/now-and-then-wireless.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-18971 aligncenter" title="now and then - wireless" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/now-and-then-wireless.jpg" alt="now and then wireless Care i diferenta?" width="460" height="316" /></a></p>
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		<title>Sheep (Remi Gaillard)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 09:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A revenit Remi. De data asta video-ul e unul trist, in care &#8220;plange&#8221; dupa cei de acelasi fel. RIP! video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTiPqZbM5ls Share]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A revenit Remi.</p>
<p>De data asta video-ul e unul trist, in care &#8220;plange&#8221; dupa cei de acelasi fel.</p>
<p>RIP!</p>
<p>video:</p>
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		<title>Unguru Bulan &#8211; Sanatate, Romania! (12 ian 2012)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 08:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Romania]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Audio nou Unguru Bulan in trend cu situatia din sanatate. Ambulanta privata / de stat ? care sa fie audio: Share]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Audio nou <strong>Unguru Bulan</strong> in trend cu situatia din sanatate.</p>
<p>Ambulanta privata / de stat ?</p>
<p>care sa fie</p>
<p>audio:</p>
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		<title>Curata-ti PC-ul ca e infectat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 08:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cleaning PC]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sunt Nșpe mii de persoane (multe) care nu stiu sa faca diferenta dintre un sistem de operare si un browser de internet. Desigur, termenii sunt destul de greu de pronuntat, dar ideea de baza e sa stii care-i care, nu neaparat sa ii pronunti corect. Mergand pe acelasi fir: Internet Explorer, Mozilla, etc.. nu sunt [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sunt Nșpe mii de persoane (multe) care nu stiu sa faca diferenta dintre un sistem de operare si un browser de internet. Desigur, termenii sunt destul de greu de pronuntat, dar ideea de baza e sa stii care-i care, nu neaparat sa ii pronunti corect.</p>
<p>Mergand pe acelasi fir: Internet Explorer, Mozilla, etc.. nu sunt sisteme de operare, asa cum credeti. E amuzant nu? Nu gulmesc, O GRAMADA nu au habar ce e ala START sau &#8220;Cornel Pannel&#8221; si asa mai departe.</p>
<p>In viziunea lor, cand le zici sa isi deviruseze AKA sa isi CURETE calculatorul cred ca ei deja se gandesc la:</p>
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		<title>Haideti sa vorbim despre democratie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 08:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dap, haideti sa vorbim putin despre democratie. Democratia este un drept fundamental al omului, un drept care &#8230; Stiti ceva, haideti sa ne uitam mai bine la o poza ca sa va dati seama ce inseamna aceasta forma de organizare si conducere politica. Daca tot suntem la subiectul asta, ne dam seama si ce democratie [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dap, haideti sa vorbim putin despre democratie.</p>
<p>Democratia este un drept fundamental al omului, un drept care &#8230;</p>
<p>Stiti ceva, haideti sa ne uitam mai bine la o poza ca sa va dati seama ce inseamna aceasta forma de organizare si conducere politica. Daca tot suntem la subiectul asta, ne dam seama si ce democratie e in Romania noastra mult iubita.</p>
<p>poza:</p>
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		<title>Mai rapid decat creieru tau</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 08:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moama, cand ma gandesc la titluri din astea ma apuca rasu. Acuma mi-a venit in cap cartea lui Brian din Family Guy &#8220;Faster than the speed of love&#8221;, carte de care Stewie isi tot batea puța (video care il vedeti mai jos). Pana la video am o poza amuzanta. Eventual &#8230; voi ce titlu i-ati [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Moama, cand ma gandesc la titluri din astea ma apuca rasu. Acuma mi-a venit in cap cartea lui Brian din Family Guy &#8220;Faster than the speed of love&#8221;, carte de care Stewie isi tot batea puța (video care il vedeti mai jos).</p>
<p>Pana la video am o poza amuzanta. Eventual &#8230; voi ce titlu i-ati da?  &#8221;Mai rapid ca &#8230;.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Speed_bag.gif"><img class="size-full wp-image-18204 aligncenter" title="Speed_bag" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Speed_bag.gif" alt="Speed bag Mai rapid decat creieru tau" width="300" height="200" /></a></p>
<p>&amp;</p>
<p><a href="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kid-sucker-punches-dad.gif"><img class="size-full wp-image-18208 aligncenter" title="Kid-sucker-punches-dad" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kid-sucker-punches-dad.gif" alt="Kid sucker punches dad Mai rapid decat creieru tau" width="209" height="188" /></a></p>
<p>si Family Guy:</p>
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		<title>House &#8211; rectal bleeding</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 10:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[house]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rectal bleeding]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pentru fanii House, poza de mai jos e un adevarat deliciu. Nu a mai scos de mai bine de 2 saptamani episod nou &#8230; asteptaaaam Greg :-) poza: Share]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pentru fanii House, poza de mai jos e un adevarat deliciu.</p>
<p>Nu a mai scos de mai bine de 2 saptamani episod nou &#8230; asteptaaaam Greg :-)</p>
<p>poza:</p>
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		<title>Batman Batman!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 10:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Daca sunteti pasionati de epic fail-uri va recomand sa tastati pe youtube &#8220;batmanning fail&#8221; si spor la ras. Pana una alta ne-am pricopsit cu desteptu asta pe cap: httpv://www.liveleak.com/view?i=51b_1322979205 Share]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Daca sunteti pasionati de epic fail-uri va recomand sa tastati pe youtube &#8220;batmanning fail&#8221; si spor la ras.</p>
<p>Pana una alta ne-am pricopsit cu desteptu asta pe cap:</p>
<p>httpv://www.liveleak.com/view?i=51b_1322979205</p>
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		<title>Ask Orange #3: A-TOY-ING ORANGE!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 13:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Si  Annoying Orange a intrat cu dreptul in decembrie. Video-ul de acum e un ask orange #3, iar pentru varianta #4 puteti lasa si voi comentarii acolo pe youtube la el si poate poate o sa va raspunda. Au dat drumul si la jucarii cu el deci fanii infocati au pe ce sa-si cheltuie banii. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Si  Annoying Orange a intrat cu dreptul in decembrie. Video-ul de acum e un ask orange #3, iar pentru varianta #4 puteti lasa si voi comentarii acolo pe youtube la el si poate poate o sa va raspunda.</p>
<p>Au dat drumul si la jucarii cu el deci fanii infocati au pe ce sa-si cheltuie banii.</p>
<p>Acestea fiind spuse, video-ul il puteti urmari mai jos:</p>
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</span><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMNHP1F7lbE">www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMNHP1F7lbE</a></p></a></p>
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		<title>RObotzi S02.Ep11.Artific</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 12:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mortu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Episod nou RObotzi . Mo + Foca isi fac de cap din nou si deschide luna decembrie cu un episod de Artific ca doar e unu singur. Traditionalul, click pe poza de mai jos si urmareste episodul pe site-ul oficial. Eu sunt in continuare dezamagit de lipsa unui cod EMBED sa puteti urmari direct la [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episod nou RObotzi . Mo + Foca isi fac de cap din nou si deschide luna decembrie cu un episod de Artific ca doar e unu singur.</p>
<p>Traditionalul, click pe poza de mai jos si urmareste episodul pe site-ul oficial. Eu sunt in continuare dezamagit de lipsa unui cod EMBED sa puteti urmari direct la mine pe site.</p>
<p><a href="http://creativemonkeyz.com/roboti/robotzi-s02-ep11-artific/" target="_blank"><img class="size-full wp-image-17564 aligncenter" title="RObotzi S02.Ep11.Artific" src="http://mortu.eu/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/RObotzi-S02.Ep11.Artific.jpg" alt="RObotzi S02.Ep11.Artific RObotzi S02.Ep11.Artific" width="489" height="300" /></a></p>
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